The weather lately in this city has been...HORRIBLE! IT’S HORRAWFUL! You can tell I’m extremely pissed off about the weather lately when I start quoting SHAQ! I am sick and tired of all this snow we are getting. When it snows, and HOOLLYY SHIT does it ever snow. Not only it snows, it rains as well. Snow and rain is a very bad combination. Just like a skunk covered in dog turds! All I want is a consistent week of sunshine. That’s all I ask. Not one or two; but a week! Like c'mon. One day it’s great, next day its mehh, and then the next day is like; WHAT THE FUCK!?!? I am tired of all the snow and the crappy weather we’ve been getting as of late. I just wanna move to somewhere where its warm and snow free! There’s a reason why geese fly south during the winter or old folks move to Florida. Maybe I should take a cue from them and move to Del Boca Vista. I don't like waking up in the morning, having to shovel piles and piles of snow. I hate when the city comes by with their snowplows’ and pile and mountains of snow on your driveway. This is a bitch to remove by the way!
Also, temperature is bullshit! You check the temperature and it says it’s -5 but it "feels" like -15. So from this point on don't tell me what the temperature is, just tell me what if feels like! Temperature controls your lives and some people don't even know it. Today it’s cold, and in a few months it’s gonna be too hot. You dress for the heat and you dress your cold; it’s back and forth for the rest your meaningful lives. It’s a vicious circle. The only thing it’s good for is too have an obligatory conversation with the neighbours you avoid talking too. Fuck winter! Fuck this cold! Fuck temperature! I don't like it! This has been another classic insight!
P.S. Sorry for the delay....
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