Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Xmas Blog!

So its winter, its fucking cold and Christmas is just around the corner and if you are like me, your one of those last minute Christmas shoppers who doesn’t have clue what to get.  Ah the joys of Christmas shopping. Don’t you just love getting into your car and driving around store to store through all that traffic or freezing your asses off in the cold waiting for the bus to arrive.  There are a lot of things that annoys me about Christmas shopping.  I hate driving to stores in insane amount of traffic.  Don’t even bother trying to change lanes cause most people are assholes and won’t let you in.  I also hate driving around the parking lot and looking for a spot and when you do find one, some asshole comes along and snipes it from you.  Or when you see someone about to leave from their spot, they take forever to leave cause the jackass is yapping away on their cell phone.  The worst is when you're trying to the leave the parking lot and people neglect to yield.  I think it’s because people are trying to get the hell out of there as fast as possible.  Also, the stores are jam packed with crazy people.  Especially stores like Future Shop or Bestbuy.  I find it humorous when people are playing the motion games on the Playstation Move or XBOX Kinect and realizing they don’t have a clue what the hell they are doing. The worst is when you look for a particular gift and it’s no longer in stock or they don’t have the right size shirt you’re looking for.  Kind of annoying!  Try shopping on Boxing Day! That’s even crazier.  People are lining up in front of stores the night before.   I can only imagine how they are spending their Christmas day. Its like “So what did you do on Christmas?” “Oh you know...open up gifts, had dinner with my family, and now I’m going to wait in line in front Bestbuy like a douchebag!”  Bunch of Savages in this town. So in the end I just want to say Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Happy Holidays Everone!...and if you have a problem with Happy Holidays then Happy Shut the Fuck Up!  This has been...a Classic Insight

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